February 2012
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Freak Show
Come one, come all! Feast your eyes on God’s mistakes, as he intended and for your entertainment, because he’s real sick in the head! Those who are ill at stomach must look away, or be subject to lose of lunch or snacks! BE AMAZED by spectacles that breathe air and have feelings like you or I! What, too lazy of bone to see for yourself? Then READ TESTIMONIALS...
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"Lilyhammer" Spinoffs
GUYS. Lilyhammer. It’s on the tip of everyone’s tongue. When’s the last time you thought about anything else but Lilyhammer aside from breathing? Bruce Soprano and the E-Street Band’s own Little Steven Van Zandt stars in Netflix’s first original series as a New York gangster in Norway? NO(r)WAY. Talk about a fish of water, or should I say, a New York gangster out of...
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I Won An Award
Hi everyone! This is me speaking to you as the real person I am, not the guy who normally posts the things that I tend to post on here. I only have so long before I transform back into that monster, so please let me humor you with a little SELF-PROMOTION.
A few months ago, I wrote a spec script (industry talk for “fake script normies write”) for the show Bob’s Burgers on Fox....
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Tips On How To Have A Perfect Valentine's Day If...
As you pick her up, tell her that this is the first Valentine’s Day you haven’t spent alone in a very long time. She understands. She’ll tell you a guy hasn’t made a pass on her in what seems like forever. You’re confused. How could they not? How are you lucky enough to be the first?
Decide ahead of time where you’d like to spend the evening. Maybe somewhere...
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A Reimagining of William Inge's "Picnic" If It...
SCENE
The action of the play takes place during brunch at a small diner somewhere in Kansas.
ACT I
At Brunch, late morning.
ACT II
Same day, at Brunch, later morning/earlier afternoon.
ACT III
Same day, at Brunch, early afternoon.
BRUNCH
ACT I
The cast of characters from PICNIC (Helen Potts, Hal Carter, Millie Owens, Bomber, Madge Owens, Flo Owens, Rosemary Sydney, Alan Seymour, Irma...
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