Hollywood: The Land of 100 Movies

Hollywood! Tinsel Town! Tinsel Burgh! No matter what you call it, there’s just no hiding what this crazy town is known as: the land of 100 movies.

I’m sure you have a favorite movie. Or several (but no more than that). But did you know that of the 100 movies that have been made throughout history, all of them have been made in Hollywood? It’s true! It’s a point of pride in this town. Making movies is hard work, and making 100 movies is that amount of work times 100. You’d think Hollywood would have exhausted themselves after making just one. But then they made 99 more. And you know what they say: “The more movies, the merrier (you will be because there are more movies to watch).”

So thank you, Hollywood. And as a token of my appreciation, for all of the countless hours that have gone into making these 100 movies, I’ve compiled a list of every single one. Everyone should see your movies. After all, there are only 100!

Hollywood’s 100 Movies:

1. A Nickel For Saint Tickle
2. Swim Faster, Footless!
3. Pillow Wife
4. Boogie Oogie STOP IT
5. Trampoline Millionaire
6. Return Of The Guy From Last Time
7. Bear Claw Eating Contest
8. Sad Plants
9. That Fucking Horse
10. Little Miss Bat Fangs
11. Bearded Crotches
12. Take My Wife, Pwease, I’m A Baby
13. No-Nonsense Derrick 
14. Good Luck Finding Your Car Keys Now, Dipshit
15. Neverending Whispers
16. Soap Box Party IV: Oops!
17. Who Took My Hands?
18. Hair Maze
19. Alligators With Sunglasses
20. Revenge Mountain: It’s Sentient
21. Pipe Down, I’m Trying To Conceive
22. Helicopter Casino
23. Kiss Me, Emperor Nero
24. Damp Couch
25. Young Ward II: Boy Ward
26. Ain’t Nothing Too Interesting Going On Here
27. The Yogurt Pretzel Gang
28. Nice Gorge, Asshole!
29. Kill Me Not So Nice
30. Rectangle, Or Long Square?
31. Shipwrecked On California Pizza Kitchen Island
32. Who’s Afraid? You? Well, Good!
33. Pregnant Hamburgers
34. AstroNOTS: Imposter Astronauts
35. Sweep Me Under The Rug, Baby
36. Soup Or Salad Or Murder
37. The Yawner
38. 50%-Off Crime
39. Neanderthal Post Office
40. Don’t Grab Me There, Or I’ll Sock Ya!
41. Too Many Balloons!
42. A Treasure Chest Full Of Mice
43. Undercover Bruce Springsteen
44. Goth Bodega
45. Denouement IV: Come On, I Have To Go Home
46. Funnel Cake Suicide Pact
47. But Seriously, What Are Ducks?
48. Irish Immigrant Grandpa, P.I.
49. What, Like You Could Do Better?
50. John Wilkes Phone Booth
51. Nougat-Filled Pathos
52. The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Massacre
53. Bathing Raul
54. Mixed Martial Arts Hospice
55. Did FDR Have Polio?
56. The Baker’s Secret
57. Half-Man/Half-Kazuo Ohno
58. A Bloated Sea Lion Filmed For 90 Minutes
59. Pangaea: Continent Clusterfuck
60. Viva La Scones
61. Snowpants Filled With Snow (Irony!)
62. Nameless Thugs Without Direction
63. Caesar’s Salad
64. Ill-conceived Roller Coaster
65. I’m Fumin’ Here
66. Sack Of Mistakes
67. It’s My Forte, Murder That Is
68. Just A Really Gross Affair
69. Train Robbers V: How About Planes This Time?
70. Crumbs: The Other Food
71. Turkey Neck Girl
72. Germany, Get Out Of Here!
73. Very Rude Floating Brains
74. Everything AND The Kitchen Sink
75. Food Monster Truck
76. Spanish Lawrence Of Arabia
77. Knights Around A Table
78. Mosquitoes: Pretty Interesting
79. That’s Mr. Scab Face To You!
80. Really? ANOTHER Crime?
81. May Contain Traces Of Wheat
82. Pygmy Ice Road Truckers
83. All Hands On Deck/Boobs
84. Kiss My Boo-Boo, Baby
85. Frankenstein Vs. The Cold War
86. Sexy Dog Food Bowls
87. Sweat It Out, Worthless
88. Shame On You
89. A Documentary About Percy Bysshe Shelley
90. The Dot-Biz Bubble
91. Femme Fatales Of Ill Repute
92. Deep Space II: What, There’s More???
93. The Phone That Called Too Much
94. Aunts Antsy Around Ants
95. Murder Me Dead, Baby
96. Honey, I’m Home! In Our Submarine Duplex!
97. Alpha Goat: Regional Finalist
98. Tommy Bahama: A Man Out Of Time
99. Exit Stage Fright!
100. Albert Nobbs